Issued in public interest: If you’ve missed the first half of this post, then please go and read it to understand the context of this one (not that it would make much of a difference)! Here’s the link: http://oh-wit.com/2013/12/17/half-marathons-the-first-half/

Welcome back after the interval. Hope you enjoyed the popcorns. Hope this bad joke doesn’t make you as giddy as those anti-smoking advertisements. Gosh, I need to stop blabbering.